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They ask questions and I'm spouting my theories on comedy. "I used to do this thing for my kids' school where I talk to third-, fourth-, and fifth-graders about comedy," he says. But for Herlihy, understanding what made it work remains difficult. Herlihy became Sandler's go-to writer and producer, joining him on SNL (becoming head writer for two years after his partner's departure) and together they formed their own Hollywood comedy factory, Happy Madison Productions. Little has changed since that first day at NYU, save for over one billion dollars worth of blockbuster comedies. He was a comedy writer, whether he knew it or not. Because Herlihy wasn't going to be a lawyer. He kept calling his college buddy for jokes. After graduation, Herlihy went to law school and Sandler moved on to television, movies, and Saturday Night Live. At night, they drifted from the Paper Moon in Greenwich Village ($1.50 vodka tonics after 11 p.m.) to Folk City, around the corner. When Herlihy decided to write them down, Sandler suddenly had a stand-up act. They bonded over Animal House, Bill Murray, Scooby-Doo impressions, and Rodney Dangerfield. They drank beer in their penthouse dorm room (Budweiser, if they splurged). Sandler wanted to be the next Eddie Murphy. They went out for Chinese food (it was Sandler's birthday). The future comedic partners met on their first days at New York University in 1984, roommates by chance.
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Let me explain something to you, super nigger.Tim Herlihy never dreamed of writing comedy, never considered it a profession, even as he fell face-first into it, and today, isn't quite sure how comedy works. He hangs out at a place name the Hip Pocket on Crenshawīut if you assume that I killed your brother, Jimmy, That ol' half a player, Cream Corn with themĬream Corn, that's what they all call me thatĭon't be hitting me there, Black Dynamite! Sister Bennett made some hog on flavor put on to this No bitch, I have come to talk with my friend Y'all give it up for Afroditey and the Moonchilds. In case you forgot, when you left the Agency, You step out of line,įriendship or not, I'm gonna take you down. What is going on today is a smack problem.īut I thought I told you honkys from the CIA,Īnd there is something you not telling me.īut, I do know this. I understood his question he was asking me Hanging off the ceiling fan across the hut.
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